I discover that my youngest child is allowed to bring books to school. When a pupil does so, the teacher does the reading in class.
– Why didn’t you ever say anything, don’t you want to take one?
– No, the schoolteacher said to bring our favorite book.
– Well, you’ve got plenty of books!
– Yes, but I… I don’t have ONE FAVORITE BOOK! I love them all, I can’t choose ONE!