I was waiting for him at the school gate:
– Come on, Dad, let’s go home.
– Shouldn’t we wait for your brother?
– No, we agreed he’d stay to say goodbye to his girlfriend, and I’ve got other things to do.
– Okay… How did your meeting with your principal teacher go?
– Well, I was just about to call my best buddy to tell him. But you can follow me all the way home, and since I’m very loud and can be heard from a distance, you’ll get all the info even if I walk faster than you.
It’s too much of an honor…