CAPSLOCK sees me preparing a parcel for a colleague:
– Why are you sending her this?
– Because she’s going on mat’ leave soon.
– Wait, we can get time off for this?!
– Of course! We wouldn’t want that to happen in the middle of the office!
– And how does it work? You ask for time off and poof, you get it? Or does it have to be a complex multiplication? Or maybe it’s just for divisions. And what happens if you show your problem to your boss and she can solve it directly?
He had understood “Maths leave”.