– Dad, can I make a mint mouthwash?
– Yes, but is college having this effect on you?
– Yes, I want to be clean!
– For your teachers and classmates…
– Well, yes…
– Or especially for the girls.
– Yeah, more like it.
– Remember to let your notebooks breathe your breath too, every now and then, right?
– Yes, yes.
I’m going to print on his bedroom door:
Less Chasing, More Acing.